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Post by childeroland on Feb 1, 2010 11:18:32 GMT -5
"A thesaurus-raping w**** who writes with the skill of a 13 year old teenybopper with an addiction to Quizilla.
Words Stephenie Meyer has ruined include:
Dazzle
Chagrin
Sparkle
etc. . ."
EPIC
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Post by jdome on Feb 1, 2010 12:33:02 GMT -5
"A thesaurus-raping w**** who writes with the skill of a 13 year old teenybopper with an addiction to Quizilla. Words Stephenie Meyer has ruined include: Dazzle Chagrin Sparkle etc. . ." EPIC That definition forced me to revisit an aspect of myself which I had thought I had successfully repressed... I will now have to run myself into a state of complete oblivion. </emo> My apologies. Sometimes I get like that if I haven't been running yet. |
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Post by limestonemiler on Feb 1, 2010 16:01:57 GMT -5
OK, so I don't think I'm running today. I have A LOT of College Humor to catch up on. Here's a lil' sampler: www.collegehumor.com/video:1927354EDIT: You have to copy and paste the link. For some reason it won't give me the whole thing. |
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Post by tree on Feb 1, 2010 22:41:27 GMT -5
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Post by pigeon14 on Feb 2, 2010 0:26:27 GMT -5
"A thesaurus-raping w**** who writes with the skill of a 13 year old teenybopper with an addiction to Quizilla. Words Stephenie Meyer has ruined include: Dazzle Chagrin Sparkle etc. . ." EPIC I just might have to use this definition in my next assignment. BEAUTY. |
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Post by limestonemiler on Feb 2, 2010 8:39:35 GMT -5
thanks tree.
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Post by limestonemiler on Feb 9, 2010 12:17:30 GMT -5
Forum, I have some bad news. I haven't written anything for you today. But before you go off like this guy, www.youtube.com/watch?v=jolrG8tXQDw&feature=PlayList&p=23463851D4795C53&index=25, just hear me out. 2 words: mad libs. So I leave it up to you. Gimme your words and from them I'll weave you a tale. Go nuts. -- lsm clothing (singular) adjective liquid verb ending with -ing teacher your school plural noun present tense verb singular noun adjective singular noun musical instrument (singular) |
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Post by cda on Feb 9, 2010 14:19:41 GMT -5
nudism
mukluk
ballsy
chocolate milk
collecting
Mr. Udovc
KCVI
aneurysms
swallowed
marmoset
invalid
championship
sitar
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Post by limestonemiler on Feb 12, 2010 0:38:11 GMT -5
Hey Forum, well those of you who are left anyways...
I must commend you guys on your persistence. If I'd even thought I would've lasted this long, I certainly wouldn't've imagined I would have any followers by this point. And yet, I continue to write this mindless drivel so you yourselves may drivel mindlessly while reading it. It's kind of funny how that works.
Anyways, I have become so preoccupied with other matters these past few weeks that I had actually planned on taking the aforementioned words and tossing them into a computer-generated mad lib. But it was absolutely terrible; I didn't feel comfortable associating my name with that linguistic trash. So here's my rendition, with the original posted below. Enjoy.
Caught yourself staring at this computer screen for hours and hours and hours? Then I suggest you get a new hobby. Running? Don't bother, you'll just get tired. Nudism? Trust me, no one's buying what you're selling. Butter chicken? No, that's a something you have for dinner not something you can physically do.
Here, lemme help you. First things first, go grab yourself a mukluk. That's right, just one. And no, other winter footwear will not do, they're neither supple enough nor ballsy enough for what you'll be needing them for.
Now fill it with chocolate milk. What? Look, don't ask questions; just do it alright!
...did you do it? Oh man, I can't believe you fell for it! HAHAHAHA. You just totally ruined a good pair of mukluks! Cause what're you gonna do with the other one now? Nobody wears just one mukluk! Awwww, I totally got you. Amazing.
Anyways, now that I got your attention, it's time for something really cool. Two words: snow collecting. No, I’m not joking. Just think about it for a sec. Winter Olympics start tomorrow. And the temperature in Van City right now? 10 C. That’s what I thought. Trust me, they need all the snow they can get. And with virtually no expenses, you can set the price to whatever you want. Genius!!
Ugh, sorry I’ve had that running though my mind all day. It’s just another one of those hair-brained, get-rich-quick schemes that Udovc comes up with every class. He’s got a million of them. Seriously, he once told us he was selling ad time during his lectures at KCVI and that if we knew of anyone who was interested in buying that we let him know. He then did a lil’ skit of what appeared to be cross between of the Moto Megan Superbowl ad and that spaghetti in the bathtub scene from the Gummo movie, but I couldn’t tell you for sure. I was too creeped out.
New topic: aneurysms. Can you still run with these things or is it just once you get one, it’s game over? I’m kind of surprised nobody’s asked that yet on the Board. We get almost every other type of injury up there; why not this one?
Here is a great way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm mukluk. You want to be sure you stay warm and ballsy. Next, fill a thermos full of hot steamy chocolate milk. Now you are ready to go snow collecting!
Some people say only experts should go snow collecting, but I think anyone can do it if you use a little common sense. I have heard a rumor that Mr. Udovc will be offering special snow collecting classes after school at KCVI, but I don't know if that's true.
The best place to go snow collecting is on a hill that is covered with snow. First you will want to clear away any leaves and aneurysms. Stand at the top of the hill and shout, “Hey, everybody, swallowed out below!” Then step onto a marmoset, point yourself downhill, and off you go.
Snow collecting is fun, healthy, and invalid. And here is one more tip: everyone will be especially impressed if you can balance a championship on your head or play a sitar as you sail by.
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Post by opinion on Feb 12, 2010 22:27:22 GMT -5
Don't quit your day job, unless the job requires writing.
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Post by sunshine on Feb 13, 2010 3:54:19 GMT -5
Don't quit your day job, unless the job requires writing. such an opinionated post. |
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Post by limestonemiler on Feb 13, 2010 21:26:14 GMT -5
Don't quit your day job, unless the job requires writing. LOL. Bet you've been waiting a while to pull that one out of your back pocket. Good show. |
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Post by cpo on Feb 13, 2010 21:27:58 GMT -5
why is your username "opinion"?
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Post by cda on Feb 13, 2010 23:00:20 GMT -5
Don't quit your day job, unless the job requires writing. LOL. Skuj? |
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Post by limestonemiler on Feb 14, 2010 12:54:28 GMT -5
Hey Forum, I'm never buying gum again. It's a terrible product. There's evidence of this everywhere: www.funnyandjokes.com/government-health-warning-swallowing-gum.htmlI have had my own problems with gum recently. I tried chewing some while running the other day, thinking it would gimme something to take my mind off the next hour and a half, and subsequently ended up spending the first thirty minutes gagging and choking. Naturally the gum ended up swallowed. So now I have to worry about bubbles popping up out of my orifices. When I got back to the house, I realized I had left the gum package out on the table. One problem: it was empty. To my dismay, Bernie the Marmoset had caught a whiff of Icelandic Peppermint and loved it so much he got it all tangled up in his fur. I tried Googling "Marmoset Fur and Chewing Gum" and got no hits, even after trying it a second time on I'm Feeling Lucky. Other than a bald monkey roaming about the house, things are going pretty good. I'm no longer looking or feeling like an invalid and just broke 2 flat the first time this season. Hopefully this upswing carries over to the OTFA championship coming up early March. It would be pretty neat if I did really well at those. After that, I plan on taking a week, maybe two weeks, of solid down-time. Mostly this will consist of crazy house parties blasting Lady Gaga, nordic skiing up in the Gat, and a variation on the popular video game sitar hero. Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. -- LSM |
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Post by opinion on Feb 14, 2010 18:56:06 GMT -5
Why did you choose the name "cpo", you could have chosen thousands of interesting names such as mine for example. Guess we all can't be as clever as me...
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Post by cda on Feb 14, 2010 18:58:22 GMT -5
Why did you choose the name "cpo", you could have chosen thousands of interesting names such as mine for example. Guess we all can't be as clever as me... It's a play on "epo", you moron. |
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Post by opinion on Feb 14, 2010 19:08:18 GMT -5
Actually it's Corn Products International, Inc. whose stock is currently down 0.78%.
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Post by F.T on Feb 14, 2010 19:48:44 GMT -5
Pretty Sure Corn Products International Inc would be CPI not CPO... you moron
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Post by opinion on Feb 14, 2010 20:04:46 GMT -5
wasn't bluffing look it up before you write, nice try though jumping on the insult bandwagon
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Post by cda on Feb 14, 2010 20:10:14 GMT -5
wasn't bluffing look it up before you write, nice try though jumping on the insult bandwagon Yeah, he was actually bang on. If I didn't know better I'd swear he was an actual CPO employee. |
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