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Post by limestonemiler on Apr 24, 2010 14:04:16 GMT -5
All I've got so far. Keep the suggestions coming.
Benôit Boulay - Living proof that good things can in fact come up north. Flowing golden locks, fully fluent in both national languages; this guy's the complete package. Enjoys long, winding trails and snuggling.
Alexander Hinton - Another big reason to buy the Gryphons' rookie calendar. Plus he's a triathlete so you know he's about as much man as anyone can handle. A big fan of running in the rain and track bums.
Pat "The Kid" McDermott - In many respects, this one's like a glass of fine scotch. Rough, better with age, and best served with ice. It is rumoured James Dean came up with the look for the original bad boy after seeing Pat at the club. Likes fine art and doing it till he pukes (if you know what I mean).
Kara Goucher - No explanation required.
Willy Dick - Before Tristan Woodfine was even a glimmer in his mother's eye, this guy was hailed as the King of the Valley. What that means exactly I have no idea. But one thing remains sure, no matter how much Tristan continues to wow us, no one has forgotten how much of a stud Dick was rocking the yellow and gold.
Alex Grant - Pretty short but has the endurance of a mongoose. Kinda looks like one too; dunno if anyone's into that kinda thing.
Alex Kosinski – This Oregon junior just ran 15:57 for 5k. And even without the gogs, those hams are just dandy.
Dominique Aulagnon - I don't know know the guy, but his name sounds so French he has to be good looking.
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Post by speedgoggles on Apr 24, 2010 17:57:10 GMT -5
T. Woodfine - He has the name of a porn star. No other justification needed.
Leeds - Has the sexiest bowl cut in the NCAA.
Mike Del Monte - He's a 10. No speedgoggles needed... also he's a lifeguard, and like speedgoggles, enjoys creeping HS track meets.
Darryl Smith - Heck, even my mom thinks he's hot.
Rob Denault - The guy looks like he could possibly grow facial hair, something that seems to elude most elite male HS runners... pure man.
Jon Martin - He's the better looking twin hailing from Cameron Heights. It may not be wikipedia verified [yet], but tis a fact.
Matt Hughes - Despite (or perhaps because of, depending on your paraphilias...) currently sporting a rather dirty mustache, his speedy legs continue to woo the TnFnorth community...
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Post by lukesteer93 on Apr 24, 2010 18:47:21 GMT -5
Kichuck can grow a fuckin' beard though, and that doesn't necessarily qualify him for this list. Facial hair isn't the definitive factor.
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Post by speedgoggles on Apr 24, 2010 18:49:46 GMT -5
True, but it is icing on the cake. PS. If you're that upset about it, you can self-nominate, but people will probably think you're a tool.
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Post by lukesteer93 on Apr 24, 2010 18:55:22 GMT -5
First person to self nominate gets kicked in the face
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Post by lukesteer93 on Apr 24, 2010 18:59:02 GMT -5
I nominate Steve Boyd
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Post by speedgoggles on Apr 24, 2010 19:03:16 GMT -5
I have quite the speed gogs induced crush on him. Good choice.
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Post by lukesteer93 on Apr 24, 2010 19:14:46 GMT -5
I don't even need the gogs
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Post by MattMc on Apr 24, 2010 19:56:55 GMT -5
Boyd-- only if he is sporting his mullet. Without is he has no game.
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Post by HHH on Apr 24, 2010 21:13:11 GMT -5
Boyd-- only if he is sporting his mullet. Without is he has no game. But Matt, I think it could be the other way around: You gotta have game to even think about the sporting the mullet
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Post by LANNY !!!!!!1 on Apr 25, 2010 0:35:31 GMT -5
I think Limestone Miler himself is kinda cute. Little buff for a track guy, but still does it for me. Plus, his posts are sooooooo fresh
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Post by yogenfruzzz on Apr 25, 2010 13:01:36 GMT -5
I think Limestone Miler himself is kinda cute. Little buff for a track guy, but still does it for me. Plus, his posts are sooooooo fresh Limestonemiler why on earth would you create a second account as a female? Are you trying to say that you're actually a hermaphrodite? Or is the second one so that you can nominate guys for this thread and not have to come out of the closet? I second T.R. is fine wood! As for others, two words: Russ Proudfoot, so totally speedgoggles inducing.Also, Gavin McNamara anyone? P.S. What's the thoughts on dad legs? Pro or Con?
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Post by fromthesouthont on Apr 25, 2010 13:35:22 GMT -5
The title of this thread reads "Really, Really Ridiculously Good Looking Runners" not just male runners, alllll runners. Yet every man in here is posting about pure dudes. This is a friggin' fag sesh holyyyy. - I nominate Mariah Kelly (nuff said homos)
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Post by trackstar on Apr 25, 2010 14:37:42 GMT -5
T. Woodfine - He has the name of a porn star. No other justification needed. if you're accepting all pornstar names, will dick should definitely be in the mix
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Post by annonymouscoward on Apr 25, 2010 18:02:05 GMT -5
on the pro side kara goucher
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Post by grant93 on Apr 25, 2010 19:18:17 GMT -5
id say alex grant, hes pretty short but ive heard from an inside source that he has the endurance of a wild mongoose
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Post by limestonemiler on Apr 25, 2010 19:19:28 GMT -5
Limestonemiler why on earth would you create a second account as a female? Are you trying to say that you're actually a hermaphrodite? You're just jealous, don't kid yourself. Or is it because you can nominate guys for this thread and not have to come out of the closet? ..I second T.R. is fine wood! No comment needed. As for others, two words: Russ Proudfoot, so totally speedgoggles inducing. You got his first name wrong, that's embarassing..
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Post by F.T on Apr 25, 2010 19:22:02 GMT -5
id say alex grant, hes pretty short but ive heard from an inside source that he has the endurance of a wild mongoose pretty sure rule number 1 ofthis thread is no nominating yourself
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Post by speedgoggles on Apr 25, 2010 19:41:46 GMT -5
No one cares about female runners, really. Keep that shit outta hurr.
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Post by cda on Apr 25, 2010 20:59:01 GMT -5
Taylor Swift. Jogs periodically.
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Post by lukesteer93 on Apr 25, 2010 21:22:56 GMT -5
T. Woodfine - He has the name of a porn star. No other justification needed. if you're accepting all pornstar names, will dick should definitely be in the mix Here in the valley, he's actually called Willy Dick, which might even be better.
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Post by speedgoggles on Apr 25, 2010 22:42:17 GMT -5
id say alex grant, hes pretty short but ive heard from an inside source that he has the endurance of a wild mongoose Looks like some punchings are in order...
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Post by limestonemiler on Apr 27, 2010 0:17:32 GMT -5
Updated with Goucher, Dick, and Grant.
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Post by spencer3 on Apr 27, 2010 0:46:59 GMT -5
if you're accepting all pornstar names, will dick should definitely be in the mix Here in the valley, he's actually called Willy Dick, which might even be better. ahhh good old Shitty Dick eh... quite the looker indeed
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Post by speedgoggles on Apr 27, 2010 7:29:44 GMT -5
Also, Gavin McNamara anyone? P.S. What's the thoughts on dad legs? Pro or Con? First: Gavin McNamara is probably you, but post some pics anyways.... Second: Dad legs? Care to elaborate?
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Post by limestonemiler on Apr 27, 2010 10:15:58 GMT -5
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Post by dr1500 on Apr 27, 2010 15:40:27 GMT -5
Well that sums it up, chicks dig the dad's legs.
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Post by limestonemiler on May 2, 2010 20:00:21 GMT -5
Updated with Kosinski and Aulagnon
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Post by speedgoggles on May 4, 2010 19:10:37 GMT -5
Edited to add Matt Hughes.
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