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Post by limestonemiler on Jan 7, 2010 15:57:48 GMT -5
So I posted it here:
ofsaagasm (awf-sa-gaz-uhm)
A peak of physical and emotional sensation brought about specifically when discussing the Ontario Federation of School Athletic Association's high school track & field championships.
Similar to the orgasm, the ofsaagasm results in involuntary muscle contractions, spasms, and euphoria. May or may not trigger ejaculation depending on the degree of contraction in the anal sphincter and prostate.
Curiously, release of oxytocin or prolactin is not initiated following completion of the ofsaagasm. This simply means that the ofsaagasm can endure indefinitely if adequate stimulation is provided. Examples of such stimulation include Nike-branded OFSAA apparel, pictures of Matt Leeder out-running a cheetah, and 17 pages of OFSAA predictions in early January.
Claims have been made that such an experience is more enduring, more provocative, even more pleasurable than its sexual counterpart, although this has not been proven conclusively.
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cpo
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Post by cpo on Jan 7, 2010 16:00:34 GMT -5
I just had a laughgasm reading this. Good work.
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gwig
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Post by gwig on Jan 7, 2010 18:24:24 GMT -5
Lmao made me laugh ,
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ess92
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Post by ess92 on Jan 7, 2010 18:43:01 GMT -5
Wow... Try submitting it to urban dictionary
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Post by limestonemiler on Jan 8, 2010 19:29:36 GMT -5
the funniest part for me is that nobody has responded to the ofsaa track thread since i published this thing.
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